Meet the "Charlie Brown" of alien invaders. Ralf was hired by the TransGalactic Council to destroy the Earth. What they didn't know was that he's actually just a really nice guy and kind of a procrastinator. Once on Earth, Ralf finds himself in debt and with a crush, as he is chased by a tenacious eight year old girl, a grifter with idle ambition, the Men in Black, and a giant space roach... all while stumbling into a love triangle as Earth's survival balances precariously on his conscience.